"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
oh my god
huge trigger warning but oh my god
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world
this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable
what the fuck… this looks like actual depth….
This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.
wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it
Hogwarts: school of meloncraft and melonry
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
If you get a note like this from this guy, ignore it. Delete it. If you ask what his daughter likes, he’ll try sending you a very suspicious folder with random art in it, as well as a virus.
Please spread this around because someone who doesn’t know any better can really wind up getting screwed over. Thank you!
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
the “wake me up when september ends” jokes are coming. build your bunkers. assemble your arsenal. prepare yourselves
Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.
OH MY GOSH
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
Both apply to Jack Harkness
Jack Harkness wears pants and suspenders under his pants and suspenders